GirlschatSeries 15 || What is the worst pick-up line that has been used on you?

Hello Queens!

How are you guys doing? Better than I am, I'm sure. So Malaria decided to play a kind of game with me today, I'm not sure why though. I almost thought I won't be able to post today, but I needed some ginger and good laughter in my system and voila! Here we are.

Today's topic is basically just for laughs. We are talking about the worst pick up lines that have been used on us by these "wonderful" guys.

See what some ladies had to say...

Abiola said : "You better date me
You'll see guys that make sense you wont date them, its somebody that will be making you cry you'll be going for.
He even went as far as sending me that meme of "find someone that ruins your lipstick not your mascara"

Tosin said : "I'm asking you out because I asked someone else out but she said no"

Fikky said: "It's like i know you somewhere, Some will even use bad english to ask..
Posh guys dont do that though, Only skolombo boys say all that.."

Fisayo said: "oh baby you look so much like my grand mum(the idiot didn't add when she was young o) I love her so much and will love you to be my girl friend lets see wat comes out of it.Will you be my girl friend pls?"

I think I can say mission accomplished on this one! I really laughed while getting these answers. Especially because I've had similar experiences. For instance, the "it's like I know you somewhere" line just gets me mad!
In fikky words, one "skolombo" guy said this one to me while i was serving in calabar , I didn't even waste time I just told him that I have never seen him in my life and I kept walking.

I remember there was a guy that was asking my friend out, and she came and showed me the text messages. My loves, I almost choked from laughter that day, even my snapchat fam can testify because I read out the messages. He said his heart was in prison fam, prison and he wanted my friend to come and rescue him. That was the one that killed me. It was a long list, all written in bad english.

I think I speak for all ladies when I say, go straight to the point or stay in your lane!

Over to You...

What is the worst pick-up line that has been used on you? I would love to know your thoughts. Did you like this post? Dont forget to share with your friends.

P.s- Let's go and check Danie's blog for what she has for us today, as you know this is a colloration series between us 😊



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    1. Thank you for reading my love😊😊

  2. Lolz.. Hi.. My name is olamide and I'm a deportee... Chisos I nearly Peed on my pants

    saving sex for marriage : A guys perspective

    1. Whaaaat????! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I can't guarantee that I wouldn't have done the same thing. Some guys though😝 Thanks for reading hun!

  3. Lool. Has to be 'Will you be my gf, I'm very good in bed'. Who says thaaaaat! It was those 2go days tho and the dummy just added me, I deleted him sharp sharp.
    The Confident Woman: Joyce Meyer

    1. Oh my days! I laughed hard reading this commentπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ like who says that??! Mehn 2go had some terrible guys o!
      Thanks for sharing loveπŸ’•


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