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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT...

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PICTURE THIS.
( EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO GET INTO THE LECTURE HALL, DUDE OPENS THE DOOR)
Chic : please excuse me I want to go into the hall
Dude : Are you a student?
Chic : Obviously
Dude : ( allows her to pass ) na lie o!
Dude : sorry how old are you?
Chic : 18
Dude : sorry for the embarrassment, its just that you're so small
Chic : ( smiles )
Dude : All the best
Chic : thanks.

First Of All...INTRODUCTION

On a regular basis i get questions like 'Deola (that's my first name by the way) why are you so small?' I actually have different reactions to this question. To some, i just give them my signature stare (trust me you dont want to get that stare), to some others, i just smile and to the remaining people, i just say 'my parents got married for love and not security' and they look at me and i can see confusion oozing from everywhere, in my mind i'm like 'God don catch you,next time you will not ask me jamb question'. Now let me explain that statement to you. See the thing is my both parents are on the petite side and because their love was so strong they got married not even putting their 'little' situation into consideration. Well i present to you the product of that wonderful decision #drumrolls please...MOI. I'm the first of five kids and as you might have guessed, they're all taller than me, well all of them except the last child who wi…