Portable Is The New Hot

Hi guys!!! Yes i'm alive and well, I'm so excited to finally post this because network here is so crappy that I can't even deal. Anyway as most of you know,I'm in the nysc orientiation camp in cross river state. Guys this place is terrible I mean I had to hold my pee for two days straight (wasn't easy at all sha,I almost started crying at some point) because of the condition of the toilets and bathrooms. On getting to the camp we were told to carry our boxes on our heads and start running, my brothers and my sisters whoever said being small didn't have its advantages is a big liar,once I did my puppy/baby face for the soldiers, they let me go. It was now time for us to carry our boxes on our head and do frog jump,I knew I might not be so lucky this time but then as my father in heaven will have it,it started raining heavily it was at this point that I knew all things were working together for my good 😆😆😆. We wake up around 2/3am so as to av...

Hi guys😊 how are you doing today? Great I hope?☺ So I know it's been a while🙈 I have my reasons though, but you know i can't forget this baby ever 😉. Anyway as some of you may know, my graduation was yesterday 💃💃💃💃💃🎓🎓 and to the glory of God, it was wonderful and all you remember those my aunties I told you about then? Yeah they came (dont worry there were no geles involved)😆 it was a still a serious affair though with all the food and sturvs,my dad and my sister were there,my mum and my other siblings couldn't make it though but they were adequately represented.  At some point, it was kind of overwhelming like I couldn't even believe that I was finally graduating. Prior to the graduation,I had to do last minute shopping because I was so chilled and I thought it was still far!🙈lol but I still got nice stuffs anyway (you should know that I won't embarrass you now😉) It got to a point that I started asking my friends whether it was wedding we were do...

This is one question that comes with different answers whenever it is asked. Most people will take it literally and go ahead with telling you their names(which is just safe in my opinion😞),some others will ask you again ' so you don't know who I am?'(oga will i ask if I knew),another person will give you a breakdown of all the titles he/she has ever received(cool story bro🙉),in my secondary school for instance,our chaplain told us to tell people that we are the heritage of the almighty(awesome right?) I know some people are like so we'll be telling everybody that? It's not impossible, try it😉. Anyway so we know your name,title and all but I'm still asking who are you? (My wahala is plenty yeah?lol). With each passing day we are on a journey of discovering ourselves. For some, it'll be relatively easy but for others it won't be funny(everybody's head is not the same abi?)now this doesn't mean you should give up and become one of those people...

Hey guys😊 guess what? I finally got a thousand pageviews and more yesterday,yup that's right and that's excluding my own views *victory dance*💃💃💃 I know some people will start asking whether that's why I'm making noise😏 yes o that's why because my own bible tells me not to forget the days of humble beginnings and that is exactly what I'm trying to do😆. I'm actually very grateful to everyone who takes out time to visit this blog and for your constant belief in me,you guys don't know how much it means to me. The comments I get sometimes are just overwhelming and heartwarming (as a baddo I can't cry sha😆). You guys have taken me to the point where if I don't post in a while I start to feel guilty(to think that this all started for fun and just to improve my writing skill). There was even a time I used to 'yab' people who had blogs because everybody seemed to have a blog then,little did I know I'll also end up having one😊. A...

Hi lovelies😊, how are you today? I hope your week is looking good already 😉? Of course it is😚. Okay so I'm sure a lot of you are wondering what I'm telling you to run from, well it's something rather serious and it must be treated with that kind of urgency. It's none other than the ever trending abuse in relationships and marriages. Now some people will almost 'chop me raw' by saying running doesn't always solve it because you don't even know whether the next person (in the case of relationships) might be worse,well that's true but at least it's a step ahead. I've had the opportunity to hear from and read about some people who have been down this road and it really isn't pretty. Most people are quick to judge them not knowing what they're going through and the fact that it isn't reallly easy to get out.These abusers are so mean that the only way they feel good about themselves is by inflicting pain (physically,psychologically...

Hello lovelies, how una dey😚 I know you will say i like to apologise every time but then can it ever be enough? I guess not. So at this point I'll like to apologise for my not-so-regular posting, i mean people have been asking what up with the blog i just have to tell them it's still functioning. Now I'll like to say that as much as i want to I can't promise that posting will be very regular(cos of other things that needs to be done) but one thing I can say is that this blog is here to stay...gbam!😎💪 Okaayy so if it's not too late, I welcome you all to the month of September 🎉 I pray that all of your pending blessings will be delivered to you and  also that we will not be victims of this 'ember months rather we will be victors..can i get an amen? Amen 😇 Personally,since the month of July it has been really wonderful, the month of august was even more splendid, because it was my birthday month and what i simply asked from God was the best birthday gift ev...

Hi guys 😁 I know it's been a while and i'm really sorry about that 😘, I've been soo lazy and distracted  don't mind me, please find it in your big hearts to forgive me😥 thank you 😍😍😍😍😍 Okay so one of my lazy days I went down memory lane and I remembered something that I'll share with you. When I was much younger and still in primary school, we used to have this event we call character day ( as per tush school na ) where you get to dress up as who you want to be in future and then you tell everybody why you chose that profession and what you'll do when you become that thing. Now on one occasion, I dressed up as a lawyer with my black ' whatever - it's - called ' and my improvised wig, I wish I could find that picture and share it with you guys but then again why would I want to embarrass my fine self? Lol okay moving on, I read out what my mum had written for me and it was beautiful because believe it or not, I made the cover page of the scho...