PORTABLE DIARIES || 7 RANDOM QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK ME
Long time no portable diaries! Don't mind me, I've been so focused on other things. Thank you so much for your love on my last blog post , you guys are amazing! Don't worry when I can, I'll try and take some nice pictures from time to time to include in my posts.
That said, being a portable person has it's pros and cons just like every other thing in life, and today's post is going to deal with some of the cons. I've been asked some of the weirdest questions as regards my height and honestly, sometimes I'm just speechless because I can't really fathom why someone would think it's absolutely normal to walk up to a person and ask them certain questions.
NB: THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A SAD OR BITTER POST, SO FEEL FREE TO LAUGH TILL YOUR STOMACH HURTSπ I'M DOING THE SAME HERE!
Okay here goes!
1) DO YOU HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION?
Some years back, a friend of mine who was just getting to know me actually asked me this question and I was like 'wait what?' But that time I was still trying to put on a brave face because I was still quite insecure about the whole height thing, so i registered it in my head that whenever I go the doctor, I would ask.
Obviously I didn't do that, but It was just one of the questions that I was took me aback.
2) DO GUYS EVER 'TOAST' YOU AT ALL?
I was still in secondary school when I was asked this question but as you can see, it stuck! Not only that, it messed with my self confidence so badly that I began to think that I would never get married because all the guys would think I'm a child and not an adultπππ
Yo! I was just a teenager trying to get by with life and these two seniors walk up to me and ask me this question, after asking they even laughed and said;
'awww they'll think you're a child' don't worry they were my very good friends who just happened to be oblivious to certain things at the time.
3) HOW WOULD YOU LOOK IN YOUR WEDDING DRESS?
So, like two weeks back, I actually was thinking about this at home and I started laughing. My siblings thought I was mad and asked why I was laughing, i told them that I just had this weird thought that instead of looking like the bride on my wedding day, I would actually look like the little brideπππ
It was a really funny day, but trust me a lot of people have asked me this question and I'm like you just chill, eyes have not seen, neither has ears heard, nor has it been conceived in the hearts of men how hot and awesome this portable bride is going to be! I mean that's if you're invited or you follow me on social mediaπ
They even said I should wear really high heels, me that I'm going to scatter ground that day, shoes will be long forgotten by the time they know what is happening ππ
4) HOW WOULD YOU LOOK WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT?
This one is always the next after the wedding question. Please how do people look pregnant again? Is it not with big belly shooting out? Adding weight and other stuff? I dont know why they're in a hurry, If Jesus Christ tarries, you may be invited to my bridal shower so you'll seeπ
5) DO YOU EAT AT ALL?
Thank God I've started adding some weight! Even though some haters cannot still see itπ The way people ask me this question, you'd think I'm deliberating starving myself. I don't eat like I'm eating for the whole nation, but I eat what my stomach can accept. So yes I eat thank you very much!
6) HOPE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS VERY TALL?
Uhh...excuse you? What if I decide to date someone who is of average height not someone that is looking like iroko beside me? I appreciate your concern for my offspring, but I don't think I want to end up on Twitter like that babe and her man looking like something I dont know. Fam, they actually said their relationship qualifies as a 'long distance relationship' ππππ
7) SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS YOUR STATURE?
I'm sorry what? Is always my first reaction to this, and most times it's always my aunties, or family friends who are way older than me that ask me this. Most times, when they see me standing with my siblings, they just blurt it out, because they're all taller than me. In my mind, I'm like 'ask God, if you're so curious'.
That's about as much as I can remember guys!
Over to you...
What is the most random question you have ever been asked as a result of your height, weight or how you look? I would love to knowπ
Remember that perfect is boring and God loves varieties!
Mide♡
Hahahahahaha, I'm laughing silly! Who ends up asking what you'd do about your height though! People can be ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteLemme ask my own too since we are in a good mood, "What will you do when all your kids are way taller than you and you look like their kid sis?"
My dear, your stature is a blessing itself, so please... enjoy it.
Mine has always been about my weight. Fancy someone telling me to control what i eat when most times I hardly eat sef!
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My sister! I don't know o πππ I guess I'm going to be that very cool mum who can pass as their sister π
DeletePeople don't like to mind their business sha! Thanks for reading loveπ
This post is so hilarious and I love it. I certainly can relate with some of your points but it's OK to be imperfect as we are complete in God. I also noticed that you have changed your blog theme, weldone. It's pretty good.
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'As long as we're complete in God' I love it!!!
DeleteThanks loveπ
Funnyyyy. But why would someone ask if you have a medical condition? People are too rude, I'm so going to be rude to such person especially if it comes from those people who just stop you on the road. The others are too hilarious π . Long distance relationship picture is forever etched in my memory. The most annoying question I get based on my height is "Why don't you do any sports?" and weight is "Don't you eat?". Bleh. Enjoyed reading this and yes I love the blog theme. I should change mine too. Sigh. xxx
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Girlllll! You know this, Nigerians can be rude ehn. Thanks for stopping by dear❤❤❤
DeleteI'm scandalized just by reading this. What?!!!! How?!!!
ReplyDeleteMedical condition?? Even dwarves don't have a medical condition, it's a genetic thing so how could somebody ask this please?
If you don't eat wouldn't you be dead by now?
I'm tempted to continue so let me just leave it here biko.
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Okay, girl your comment just made my day! I actually laughed when I read itππ my dear you would be surprised at some 'wonderful' questions I get on a daily, let me sef just drop it here π
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